This title explains itself. No porn, bondage, or basically anything under the 18 year level.
My first random thought:
When I did my taxes the other day, I had a feeling that I would end up paying the Man around $1,000 like I payed last year. My taxt rep was looking through my info when he looked up and said "Do you love me?" This took me completly by surprise. Taking my agape jaw as indesicion, he asked again, "Im serious, do you love me or not?"
At this point I was planning my escape route (break his leg, leap over the cubicle and jump through the glass wall), I said "Well your.....um......ok....*tensing to run*
He said good, because I just saved your @$$ and you are a lucky b***. You owe the state $932. Wait for it, the Fed is kicking you back $934. And with some legal wrangling, I can increase the return so you can get an extra $75, which will go directly to me won't it? Now get out of here"
Sounds like a good business plan. Start a meme and shame those not willing to participate into giving money.
In fact I'm starting now.
Everyone is to add "thanks to Obama" to their posts or donate a minimum 25$ to the HC foundation for protecting somali children. A list of folks not participating will be created and the killjoys will be ranked according to their financial situation (permanent removal from list costs 250$, temporary removal 50$, and lowering ranking by 10 ranks only 40$ for a limited time).
By law, we are forced to give 5% of proceeds for protecting Somali children to keep our tax-exempt status.
Was wondering why I never see over 85-90mbps with my 105mbps connection... Well, as it turns out my computer was only connecting to my gigabit router at 100mbps. A trip to Staples and a highly overpriced CAT6 cable later and the computer connects at gigabit, and download speeds are improved. (<-- Jesus Christ. What is this, Yahoo Messenger? The old smiley was better..)
I wonder if Comcast's speed test utility is designed to lie a little....
I think this might be a sign. The clutch in my car went to hell yesterday, and the same day, a car was listed that was my #1 on the make/model list, with all the right specifications, at a decent price.
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